Attn TDU Shipping and Receiving

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Grow a pair.jpg Dear Militant Reformer,
I would like to alert you of my desire to contribute to your organization. I hear you are an independant group fighting for the rights of Teamsters everywhere. Please be alerted that I will be shipping you a set of chrome balls for your personal use. I originally wanted to send you a set of fresh cut hog's balls, but the cost of shipping and dry ice was prohibitive for a newly hired UPS part timer working under the greatest contract ever. Please accept these chrome balls at a personal cost of $16.99 to me as a gift. Hopefully they will serve as a replacement for the ones you misplaced. They will be delivered Amazon as many of our drivers are laid off and the unreliable nature of subcontractors hauling our packages may cause delays. Best wishes and please display them prominently. Oh if they dull and you can't afford polish saliva is a great solution.
Once Again Thanks For Nothing (-: